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The Fat Jewish 🦩
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The Fat Jewish 🦩
@FATJEW
My mom fucked Shel Silverstein in 1971. Seriously. PRONOUNS: WE/THEM/BOYS
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Jul 19, 2019
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump and @kanyewest
    Imagine 5 years ago someone telling you that President Donald Trump spoke to Kanye West on the telephone so they could devise a plan to free ASAP Rocky from a Swedish prison.
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Jan 23, 2023
    Replying to @RealSkipBayless
    Throw that backsplash in the trash too
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    May 2, 2016
    "Mr. President, you'd look great with a hair erection, grow one when you leave office" IS LITERALLY WHAT I JUST SAID
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Dec 31, 2019
    Replying to @KimKardashian and @Refinery29
    2019 WAS FUCKING WEIRD
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Apr 11, 2016
    PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT A BELIEBER AT THIS POINT IS STUPID AND YOU ARE A BORN LIAR
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Aug 15, 2014
    Guys, there's war around the world and Missouri is on fire, BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE POURING ICE ON THEIR HEADS FOR CHARITY!
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    May 14, 2014
    Try your hardest to tell me that Iggy Azalea & Rita Ora don't look exactly like the Wayans brothers in "White Chicks"
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Aug 18, 2014
    FUCK YOU SPRINT.
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Feb 27, 2017
    The Best Picture fuck up is all anyone will talk about regarding the Oscars, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT @chrissyteigen SLEEPING LIKE A BOSS
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Jul 19, 2019
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump and @kanyewest
    2019 IS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD.
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Sep 18, 2018
    I miss 2009
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Mar 20, 2014
    Best Miscommunication Ever.
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Jan 15, 2015
    @chrissyteigen MISS U GIRL
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    The Fat Jewish 🦩
    @FATJEW
    Jun 17, 2019
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    why are you like this