new yorkers always say shit this like this and then you check their page it’s just a gay guy in brooklyn tweeting about charli xcx and sophie like wow you’re soooooo novel and interesting should we throw a party? should we invite lena dunham??
chicago L ads: hi :) we’re northwestern university and we’re doing a research study, can we kill you for $87 or hi we’re uic are you addicted to cocaine and want $50??
west loop bravely asks the question what if there was a neighborhood where the top the activities were paying $23 dollars for a cocktail, avoid getting hit by a $220k suv and getting the stink eye from a 12 year old in a moncler parka and rent was $3000 for a one bedroom
