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UwUTangClan
@Executivejeff1
lunch enthusiast, lite beer enjoyer actually born yesterday.
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    @Executivejeff1
    Nov 3, 2023
    the himbo community is accusing me of stolen valor
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    Nov 1, 2024
    they prefer being called Christians
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    Rory Blank
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    Nov 1, 2024
    I saw Jesus walking with a Minion
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    May 15, 2025
    got something of a Cinderella situation going on
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    Mar 1, 2025
    now we're talking
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    Mar 11, 2025
    I don't own him, we have an understanding
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    Brunette Bohemian
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    Mar 10, 2025
    Do men not own cats? I’m flipping the script, from now on you’re all crazy cat men I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE CATS
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    Oct 6, 2024
    floss
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    danlet
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    Oct 6, 2024
    What do you do in this situation
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    @Executivejeff1
    Mar 24, 2025
    all these morning routine videos and not one guy pissing with a boner? whatever
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    Aug 12, 2025
    it's on my fridge now, obviously
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    May 1, 2024
    at long last, hamethyst
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    Nov 1, 2024
    can't have shit in New Zealand
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    Jan 27, 2024
    buying toilet paper is embarrassing, every one looks at you like, "that guy's gonna go home and wipe his ass" humiliating
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    @Executivejeff1
    May 27, 2025
    big dog, who art in heaven
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    @Executivejeff1
    Nov 15, 2025
    sense of urgency gap relationship
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    Apr 25, 2025
    whip out your shlong you're the piano man
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