Today I found out that you can go to jail for locking your family in the basement. Can't believe how soft the world has gotten, we need stronger gene pools!!
Everyday I strive to make the world a worse place. Yet it seems no matter how hard I work, people still find reasons to smile. It's tough being a villain these days.
Every day I wake up and I'm consumed with the need to claw my way into every electrical outlet I see. One of these days I am going to be everything and you will be nothing.
