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Everett Randle
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Everett Randle
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@EverettRandle
General Partner @Benchmark
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Mar 2, 2023
    In a few months, GPT4 + Audio-to-Audio GPT + different GPT chat "personalities" via GPT jailbreaks = me walking around outside all day in SF prompting through my airpods looking like a schizophrenic talking to myself
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Aug 18, 2022
    Every once in a while I look at Google’s early 2000s P&L and my mind just breaks
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    May 10, 2022
    RIP to these bull market artifacts: - public company CEOs with NFT profile pics - 7-figure+ founder secondary at Series A - the 4-day work week - rolling funds - fund managers doing victory laps on podcasts - EV/TAM
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Jun 7, 2022
    Summary of the last few months in venture
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Aug 20, 2021
    Being rich in SF is driving a 10-yr old Prius but owning a $300K JPEG for your Twitter avatar (you have 2.4K followers)
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Nov 19, 2022
    You can tell a lot about a person from their response to the ending of the movie Whiplash
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Aug 9, 2021
    remember chamath?
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Oct 26, 2022
    If there’s one thing Steve Jobs would love about Apple today it’s how much they have every other consumer tech company’s balls in a vice grip
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    Everett Randle
    Benchmark
    @EverettRandle
    Nov 1, 2022
    Scams against the less tech literate (eg the elderly) are going to get so wild in coming yrs. If grandparents are already wiring $ to scammers in response to low-quality impersonation calls, what happens when they answer a realistic FaceTime that’s a deepfake of their grandkids?
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Dec 2, 2022
    This is like that Chappelle’s Show skit about white collar crime
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    Maxine Waters
    House Democrats
    @RepMaxineWaters
    Dec 2, 2022
    .@SBF_FTX, we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at #FTX. Your willingness to talk to the public will help the company's customers, investors, and others. To that end, we would welcome your participation in our hearing on the 13th.
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Aug 27, 2022
    Asked a friend who hasn’t drank in 3 months what changes he’s felt physically/to his health since doing it since so many people on here shill ditching booze. “Literally the only change in the last 3 months is that I’ve had less fun”
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Jun 24, 2025
    This chart is so much more impressive when you realize that ChatGPT is the only app on here not built entirely on dopamine hacking / addiction loops
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Nov 9, 2022
    I am going to read the fuck out of that Michael Lewis book on FTX / SBF
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    Everett Randle
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    @EverettRandle
    Oct 20, 2025
    Honored to share that I’ve joined @Benchmark as a General Partner.
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