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Evan The Hobo
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Evan The Hobo
@EvanOnSol
$EVAN the Hobo, the boring accountant turned gremlin god of meme addicts 🧪 | Follow his lead, and he will shine light to the darkest corner of the trenches 🧻
- Who’s overdosing on caffeine tonight and aping into $EVAN ☕️ Our favourite gremlin god of degens just launched on Solana. CA: GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump Join the TG we are going FULL degen 👇 t.me/EVAN_Portal
- 📌 Pinup board is now LIVE! 😈 Red pill? Blue pill? Nah, take the purple pill and join $EVAN in the fight against the bad devs, shady founders, and clout chasers ruining the game 🪖 I’m taking the purple pill 💊 pinup.evanthehobo.com
00:00 - Jeets said ‘I’m out.’ We said ‘ratio + cope.’ EVAN doesn’t need you, bro. The JOOCE is already overflowing 🥤 $EVAN to HEAVEN 😈
- EVAN isn’t a cult, but we do meet at midnight to pass the jar, light the McCandle 🕯️ and chant ‘$EVAN to HEAVEN.’ You wouldn’t get it unless you’re in. 😈🚬
- This week’s Wall of Shame is WILD. From meme coin chaos to DAO disasters, here’s who made the cut: 👿
- Evan, protector of degens, will be on the @MarioNawfal space at 1:30pm EST 😈🚬 Summoning the 50x leverage addicts, the perma hopium dreamers, and the sleepless chart gremlins. EVAN to fkn HEAVEN! ☁️
- $EVAN isn’t an asset. It’s a cult. We ride together, bleed together, win together. No outsiders allowed 😈 🚬
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