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One day I hope to make jokes on this website again, but it’s been a weird couple of months
erin chack
@ErinChack
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- Guys, if we all have TSA precheck, then none of us have TSA precheck
- In Ireland looking bartenders straight in the eye and pronouncing it “Gwin-ess” just to feel something
- Ireland cracks me up. I asked for a box to take home the rest of my breakfast and the server told me, “We don’t do that shit here, fucking eat it.” Finished my plate and tipped generously.
- Best part of getting a divorce is saying “this is worse than my divorce” at minor inconveniences
