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    @ElderVault
    Dec 26, 2023
    Ants on your leg after biting you:
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    Dec 25, 2023
    This is why an ant's bite hurts so bad. [📹 zackdfilms]
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    @ElderVault
    May 17, 2023
    Nigga showed up for no reason, took off his helmet and turned to the side just to show off the waves
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    Alfie ☀️ Comms Open (2/3)
    @TheGeekForFun
    May 16, 2023
    Jesus christ
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    @ElderVault
    Jul 9, 2023
    When I was watching the fight I was like “yeesh the city is getting FUCKED rn. I hope this aint some man of steel shit.” AND THEN HE FIXED THE MESS RIGHT AFTER RAHHHH MY GOAT GET FRAUD SNYDER OUTTA HERE
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    HIM'EL
    @BasedLEDA
    Jul 8, 2023
    I like how he didn't just fly off and let the random folks clean up that huge mess for him. He clean after his mess so he gets extra points..! I hope we get to see a live action superman do something like this too.
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    @ElderVault
    Apr 13, 2023
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    zooted garu
    @fckmoddy
    Apr 13, 2023
    What if I dip my balls on and off your forehead like dribbling 2 crème filled basketballs huh? Just flopping my scrotum on the bridge of your nose forever changing your nasal structure, hm? Let the past go
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    @ElderVault
    Apr 5, 2023
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    Mõddy
    @EndlessModyssey
    Apr 5, 2023
    Replying to @Spectrecolor and @kxrlmxrks
    If I unzipped my pants you’d expect a massive throbbing bbc to flop out. So you’d be vulnerable as a wingless bird when a machete launches out and skewers you like a fish
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    ElderVault
    @ElderVault
    Jul 8, 2023
    That lady bug hoe canonically hates black ppl cmon now
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    ⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️
    @7Spideycomics
    Jul 8, 2023
    What The Fuck
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    @ElderVault
    Jul 23, 2023
    Idk how I'm supposed to care about that nigga Mark Hardpunch after I just watched Atom Eve be a generational hooper like this
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    @ElderVault
    May 28, 2023
    Niggas are so soft on this app bruh they not real nothing of value was lost
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    @ElderVault
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    @ElderVault
    Jul 4, 2024
    Replying to @MunstaMasta
    Batman vs The Sinister Six would probably be the most entertaining comic of all time
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    @ElderVault
    Feb 21, 2019
    DAMNIT THE RITUAL BACK FIRED INSTEAD OF REGGIE GIVING US MOTHER 3 WE LOST REGGIE
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    @ElderVault
    Feb 15, 2023
    Replying to @OmegaProYT
    Especially when it’s pedophiles still working in the same industry
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    @ElderVault
    Aug 1, 2023
    My dog when I don’t let her eat the chocolate covered grapes dipped in battery acid she found under a car
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