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    @EddieGoode1
    Dec 4, 2025
    What if the best healthcare plan is the friends we made along the way?
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    @EddieGoode1
    Sep 22, 2024
    Replying to @chrisman
    Lobotomy's won the Nobel prize. Feel free not to question the experts.
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    @EddieGoode1
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @1capplegate
    the problem is women can't think straight one week out of the month and that's not good for a president and the American people know that
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    @EddieGoode1
    Jan 14, 2025
    Replying to @shagbark_hick
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    @EddieGoode1
    Dec 5, 2024
    Replying to @jlmiciak
    This is the polices biggest lead.
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    @EddieGoode1
    May 20, 2024
    Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
    re-read your own screenshot!!! LMAO Chad strikes again
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    @EddieGoode1
    Sep 6, 2024
    Replying to @MyronGainesX @unplugfitX and @itsandreabotez
    what is she doing wrong I don't understand?
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    @EddieGoode1
    Nov 24, 2024
    Replying to @newashcamp
    is that just a tube with a hole in it for the thumb?
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    @EddieGoode1
    Aug 14, 2024
    Replying to @tsarnick
    Tons of successful startups are remote. Google started failing right at the same time they started offshoring their management and workforce to the lowest bidder.
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    @EddieGoode1
    Jun 7, 2023
    Replying to @hollowearthterf
    He wants Shroeinger wife. She stays home and goes to work at the same time.
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    @EddieGoode1
    Oct 22, 2024
    Replying to @lisa_dreher97
    Hell yeah catwoman! Wheres the whip?
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    @EddieGoode1
    Jul 31, 2024
    Replying to @PaulSkallas
    cardio keeps your heart from exploding in your chest at the age of 50. do you think that your muscles declined but not your cardiovascular system? this is such a terrible take.
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    @EddieGoode1
    Aug 22, 2024
    Replying to @Rothmus
    This guy is clearly a liar, the boss never toots more than twice.
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    @EddieGoode1
    Nov 22, 2024
    Replying to @ali_sivi
    I was pooping when I first saw this video and I truly held space between each pinched loaf.
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