People didn’t know who I was for so long, it was almost as if I didn’t exist...
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For anyone wondering how the hell Andy & Dan just won that: this morning I asked my bro if he wanted to go to @DisneylandParis tomorrow if he went out tonight. I guess that gave him the motivation he needed cos evidently he REALLY doesn’t want to hang out with me! #OlympicGames
Don’t worry. I told Andy that if he lost this time, I’d take him up the Eiffel Tower tomorrow. He didn’t seem thrilled about the idea so I wouldn’t rule out another comeback just yet.
My mum @JudyMurray asked me if I wanted to have dinner with her tonight. Said it would be lovely to spend some quality time with her favourite son. I was so excited!!
Then she sent me this photo with the caption “APRIL FOOLS!”
Ooft. Some shift bro. I managed to watch all of Avatar 2 and still got back to see the end. Make sure you have a nice bath tonight. As long as it won’t rust your hip 👍