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Melissa Martin
@DoubleEmMartin
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    Melissa Martin
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    Oct 4, 2019
    We lost my dad today, around 4:30 p.m. I am shattered. He is and forever will be my light, my hero, my best friend. The person who knows me best in the world. The most compassionate soul and best human I’ve ever known. I will write more, much more, soon. For now, a short thread.
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    Melissa Martin
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    Apr 29, 2018
    behind every serial killer, is a woman who is definitely at fault somehow for not wanting to date the type of guy who turned out to be a serial killer
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    Melissa Martin
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    Mar 4, 2022
    found this comment on Reddit and it really captures the moment
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    Melissa Martin
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    Oct 30, 2019
    Happy Halloween Eve! It’s time for another year of my all-time favourite festivity, Tokyo’s mundane Halloween costume party, where folks dress up as an utterly normal and boring thing Here are my favourite costumes from the 2019 event this past weekend
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    Melissa Martin
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    Jul 23, 2018
    Monk at Buddhist temple lodgings on Japan’s Mt. Koya is 100% done with your tourist crap
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    Melissa Martin
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    Oct 3, 2023
    “nobody has to know you voted for us, it can be our little secret” is an absolutely incredible campaign message
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    Melissa Martin
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    Nov 7, 2019
    These videos are always pure joy. A mother, who came to Canada as a refugee from Syria, sees her son for the first time in three years after his refugee application was approved. The family is now reunited. He goes to kiss her feet, a sign of respect. She sits right down with him
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    Melissa Martin
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    Jul 4, 2017
    *heavy sigh*
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    Melissa Martin
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    Oct 30, 2019
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    Couple that just got into a fight at Disneyland and now have a tense atmosphere between them
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    デイリーポータルZ
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    Oct 27, 2019
    ディズニーで喧嘩して嫌な雰囲気になってるカップル #地味ハロウィン #DPZ
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    Melissa Martin
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    Jan 11, 2020
    *sticking an icicle in my pipe* razzle dazzle? Why I ain’t seen razzle dazzle ‘round these parts since the Great Moose Hollerin’ of ‘04. Eh
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    New York Times World
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    Jan 11, 2020
    Many Canadians are giddy at the prospect that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could be moving to Canada, injecting some razzle dazzle to the sprawling, bone-chillingly cold country. nyti.ms/309RJhP
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    Melissa Martin
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    Oct 30, 2019
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    And the 2019 winner of my heart: lady who can’t find a place to sit at the food court. Nailed it, absolute mood
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    デイリーポータルZ
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    Oct 27, 2019
    フードコートで座る席がない人 #地味ハロウィン #DPZ
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    Melissa Martin
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    Oct 30, 2019
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    My personal 2019 runner-up: Guy at the optical store who gets mistaken for staff, I’m sorry this is genius
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    デイリーポータルZ
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    Oct 27, 2019
    メガネ屋で店員に間違えられた人 #地味ハロウィン #DPZ
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    Melissa Martin
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    Sep 15, 2021
    A toast: the first glasses of officially safe tap drinking water in Shoal Lake 40 First Nation in over 24 years. The community’s new water treatment plant is humming along; its quarter-century boil water advisory was lifted today.
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    Melissa Martin
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    Apr 29, 2018
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    I’m no forensic psychologist, but I’m going to take a flier here and suggest that a person who allegedly murders 12 people and rapes, tortures and terrorizes at least 50 women had issues beyond a broken engagement