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Dolan Dark
@DolanDark
82 year old music critic, Minecraft entrepreneur, Hentai enthusiast, intelligent atheist and renowned archaeologist. 🪓🦆
New Zealand
youtube.com/c/DolanDarker
Joined December 2011
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    Dolan Dark
    @DolanDark
    Mar 4, 2022
    The average Elden Ring experience
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    Dolan Dark
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    Jun 17, 2021
    A classic ratio
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    Dolan Dark
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    Dec 31, 2020
    It's already 2021 here in New Zealand, everything still sucks sorry guys
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    Dolan Dark
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    Sep 2, 2017
    Big Ben's Final Ting
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    Dolan Dark
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    Jun 1, 2020
    happy pride month fellow humans. it is me corporation. i too am a gay (as shown by my rainbow icon). i care deeply about your cause, please purchase my products and consume my media
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    Dolan Dark
    @DolanDark
    Jun 15, 2020
    Man the internet is getting way too horny
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    Dolan Dark
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    May 4, 2019
    I'm probably going to hell for this sonic meme
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    Dolan Dark
    @DolanDark
    Dec 19, 2019
    I don't normally like to get political but this needed to be said
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    Dolan Dark
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    Jun 21, 2019
    OJ Simpson blocked me 😞
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    Dolan Dark
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    Dec 24, 2022
    I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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    Dolan Dark
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    Dec 14, 2021
    Replying to @TheRealStanLee
    Can't believe Stan Lee came back from the dead just to promote an NFT
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    Dolan Dark
    @DolanDark
    Oct 5, 2019
    By some miracle my twitter account got verified. Unfortunately this means I've now gotta spend every hour of every day replying to Trump, sorry guys
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    Dolan Dark
    @DolanDark
    Feb 4, 2020
    Mcdonalds released an ad showing what famous people eat, very shocking
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    Dolan Dark
    @DolanDark
    May 11, 2020
    What the fuck just found out Joji is Filthy Frank. Shaking and crying right now how can this be real???!?!? This has to be some sort of sick joke #jojiisoverparty