Docquistador (@Docquistador) / X

Docquistador

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Docquistador

@Docquistador

☧ 🇺🇸 Sledge hammer on the neck.

Joined October 2022

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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Oct 18, 2025
Never gets old
Docquistador
@Docquistador
Oct 18, 2025
Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door. Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Jun 1, 2025
There’s a reason mexicans are 50% cheaper & 100% faster.
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
May 19, 2024
This could be you if your government didnt hate you.
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Oct 18, 2025
Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door. Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
May 19, 2024
Wait for it
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Apr 27, 2024
In the biz, we call this “an ouchie”
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Jan 2, 2025
An old buddy of mine from middle school & high school is fucked up in the hospital right now and his best friend is dead from this attack. I no longer support your free speech. Get the fuck out of my country.
Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
Jan 1, 2025
JUST IN: In the aftermath of the NYE attack that k*lled ten people, a massive crowd of Hamas supporters has taken over in downtown Manhattan calling for a global intifada
Eyal Yakoby
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Eyal Yakoby
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Jun 2, 2025
You, middle aged suburban man. The cartel just moved in down street and are terrorizing the neighborhood. It’s up to you to get them out. Pick your kit.
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Mar 21, 2024
What phaggot decided we should let kids play with ipads inside instead of run around in the woods with toys like this
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Aug 15, 2025
I can reliably guess a persons IQ based on what car they drive, exterior condition & how they drive on any road with a 45mpg speed limit
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Sep 27, 2025
Pictured: ICE agents attempting to cross Main Street in Deerborn, Michigan after being tasked with deporting Ilhan Omar and that cunt mayor who told the white pastor he isn’t welcome
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Apr 10, 2023
A story in 3 parts 😂 😂 😂
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
May 22, 2025
You know I was wondering how this chick planned on humping all this gear + kit for any significant distance. Then I hit me. This chick is probably just a dude. And guess fucking what
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Docquistador
@Docquistador
Jul 21, 2025
The rest of the world should be so afraid of the United States that if you waived a drivers license in remote Sudanese village, the villagers treat you like nobility
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