“Can we say there’s a new variant?”
“Nice, but won’t people then say the vaccine won’t work?”
“We’ll say it still works.”
“They won’t buy it.”
“Trust me. These people wear masks, alone in their cars.”
When my normie friends are discussing their 24-year-old son’s unexpected blood clots and put it down to his having had Covid… do I blurt out “It was the fucking jab!”? Or just bite my knuckles?
If you wanted to destroy a country comprehensively from within, what would you do?
1. Stop people from working.
2. Close the shops, pubs, restaurants.
3. Make exercise difficult.
4. Prevent travel.
5. Turn the population against itself by generating fear.
My 86 year old dad had a lucky escape this weekend. Dining outdoors at a restaurant he went over to say goodbye to friends at another table. Fortunately the manager was on hand to ban him for life before anyone died.
My two year old son just asked me “Daddy, how come they’re called ‘Labour’ when every time they govern unemployment ends up higher?” Everyone on the bus cheered.