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you better get cool with me now, before I get famous—tweets narrated by Pluto
Dallas, TX
Born November 9
Joined October 2009
- First time I got arrested, I let all my "bros" know. Guess who was outside waiting for me when I bonded myself out at 3am...my girlfriend.
- They really put their faces on that dirty ass public bathroom floorY’all 2000’s babies wild as fuck 💀
- You could've had this nigga paying all your bills...but you had to show out for twitter and ruin it.
- What position y’all do to get these? Asking for myself.This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- When NBAYoungBoy said “I’m 17 with 4 kids“ nobody in the world felt that
- I know this nigga blind, but whoever trims his face up is a hoe ass nigga 💀This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- I can't wait until I have kids so I can do lil cool shit like this for themThis Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- Niggas really act like grooming themselves is gay. Skin be dry as fuck, nails be chewed down to the cuticles, just all around crusty. Then wonder why they don’t get no play. Nigga you look like Shrek.
- Happy meals were really $2 when our parents were hittin us with the “you got McDonald’s money”.....bum ass niggas man smh. Could’ve swallowed me if you was just gone let me starve over 2 fonky ass dollars.
- Any woman that let you do this is nasty as fuck and will ruin your life. If you ever meet her, RUN!
- I think all women should learn from Lori Harvey. These niggas are all disposable once you become desirable. One fuck up, next....you get bored, next. Don’t just be fw reg local niggas. Find some well off niggas. niggas who be having shit. Swap them niggas out like brake pads.
- Who tf is this?
- do you know how stressed this nigga had to be to be completely bald at 8 years old? Nigga ran a whole intelligence agency from an oak tree.













