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David Harbour
@DavidKHarbour
always halfway happy. profile pic art- @estirdalin & @nicole_clowes IG: dkharbour.
New York, NY
Born April 10
Joined May 2013
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    ProtectTheAntarctic.org here's a petition to create the largest protected area in the world. @Greenpeace has 1M sigs. let's give them 1.8. 1.8 million. 1 for every proposed square km for the 'guins. here's me dancing with them, as promised. they don't have netflix. @Greenpeace ?
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    Internet, listen... I’m a giver. I give and I give. But now I need you. I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins. Please internet. Please retweet THIS TWEET. Please. A man needs his ‘guins.
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    Hmm, if you get over 200k we’ll ask the Captain if you can join our expedition to the Antarctic and dance with the penguins. #StrangerThings have happened act.gp/HopperToAntarc…
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    125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes
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    as does 12 years peppered with bouts of depression, a solid lack of sleep, and an infatuation/quest/life purpose of tasting all the cakes. all the cakes!
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    Have a bitchin’ holidays this year
    Today is the only day you can retweet this.
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    Winona, Cara, Gaten, Millie, Caleb, Finn, Sean, Dacre, Charlie, Natalia, Joe, Paul, John, Rob, Brett, Noah, Sadie, Linnea, Susan So proud😊
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    Hey internet. I know it’s been awhile. I retreated. Needed some space. You probably get it. But I’ve been thinking about ya in the interim. And all your retweets. And so me and some fun folks in Springfield, Illinois made good on our promise we made all those months ago.
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    Internet... It took ya less than 5hrs. I’m a little shaky n sweaty, Heart pounding. I’ve never said this to a multi-user weblike platform of tons of computers connected worldwide, but... Internet... I think I love you ❤️ Hey @Greenpeace , your move...
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    When your pudgy sex appeal trumps your name brand recognition.😏
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    Ted, stop what you're doing and call me. We need to get this kid hooked up to generic retro brain machines to be interpreted by some cruel jackasses in lab coats for MONTHS only to have his problems solved by some early teens with walkies and farrah faucett hairspray.
    I teach HS English. A student made this for me & gave it to me today 👍🏼🙌🏻 @Stranger_Things @strangerwriters @DavidKHarbour @hopperdancingto
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    Dammit. Not even 24hours. You’re kidding me. @ErickaElizabth DM me please to get the ball rolling. I’m making it seriously hard next time, internet, this is not over between us...
    125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes
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    Listen @Netflix , quit it. I told you I stopped dating streaming websites. There’s always the honeymoon new original content binge phase, then a few months later we’re fighting cause I spend all day in my underwear fast forwarding through crappy horror flicks for who’s the killer
    prove you’re not a robot
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    Hey @Greenpeace , how many retweets to send me someplace to tell emperor penguin couples I think they have terrific parenting ideologies? Perhaps hone the Hopper dance with the males...