For 242 years the Home Secretary has kept the country safe.
Today marks the start of a new chapter as the Home Office welcomes @YvetteCooperMP, the new Home Secretary.
Ambulance just passed me with flashing lights and I pointed and said ‘neenawneenaw’. I then remembered I didn’t have my boy with me. There were people stood outside a shop 5 metres away who saw me.
Do you have any previous convictions?
“Yes. Two. For assault”
You hit two people?
“No no no. I merely carved my initials into their liver during successful transplant operations because I figure that’s a surgeon’s right”.
Kemi Badenoch torches BBC Breakfast: ‘I don’t need to watch Casualty to know what's going on in the NHS.’ 🔥
This is insane. The BBC are visibly offended that Kemi Badenoch *hasn't* watched the Netflix drama Adolescence.
I had to post the whole thing, it's utterly absurd.
