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@DaveHittite
Now I am become Dave, the reclaimer of words - Robert Oppenheimer (or so I was told) My pronouns are ๐’‹š๐’Š• and ๐’„ž๐’‹“, but don't use them; they are very rude.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jun 10, 2023
    Replying to @ian_joo_korea and @Rainmaker1973
    Him too: And it hurt like hell, tbh.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jun 14, 2024
    Replying to @CBHeresy
    Funny, when we grew up, we had strictly no idea of our teachers' marital status and even less so of their sexual orientation, nor of any of their personal activities or proclivities. They were just Ms Davis or Mr Jones, and this morning, we are going to practice long divisions.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jan 22, 2024
    Replying to @sciencegirl
    It would be nice but it doesn't work. Earth orbital period is still 365.25636 days, no matter how you slice the calendar. You still need to account for that pesky 1.25636 day left over by a 13x28 = 52x7 = 364 days-long calendar.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jun 16, 2023
    Replying to @OliLondonTV
    Dylan Mulvaney is an actor performing what amounts to womanface in a minstrel show.
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    @DaveHittite
    May 5, 2024
    Replying to @F_Desouche
    Ah, tiens, lร , pas de remise en libertรฉ, pour le coup. Cโ€™est marrant, รงa. Quand cโ€™est pour des collรจgues, tout dโ€™un coup, les juges se souviennent que les lois existent et pas seulement pour cajoler les criminels.
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    @DaveHittite
    May 17, 2023
    Replying to @MrJamesMay and @NoContextBrits
    The newer ones? Just as awful as the old ones, completely exposed to wind and rain, zero privacy, smelled of pee, but 100% devoid of any charm as a bonus point. Wasn't this grand?
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    @DaveHittite
    Apr 1, 2024
    Replying to @Rainmaker1973
    Conclusion: Don't wear wigs. Afros are cool. Long. Short Cropped. Any way you want. But don't wear wigs.
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    @DaveHittite
    May 27, 2024
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    As emergency landings go, that was close to perfection.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jan 9, 2024
    So, @TheBabylonBee, @SethDillon, what are you going to do to make this look even more ridiculous than it already is? Ah gotcha checkmate! You can't ! It's impossible! They've out-cringed you so hard you can't outdo them anymore! You've been bested !!!
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    @DaveHittite
    Aug 19, 2023
    Replying to @soyciologist
    Earlier this year ... cnbc.com/2023/04/18/gerโ€ฆ
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    @DaveHittite
    Apr 24, 2023
    Replying to @the_codedog and @witchernetflix
    No, but it will be if you don't watch this season. So, please, don't watch this season.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jun 9, 2023
    Replying to @DelusionPosting and @Stone_tossers
    Well ... attempted murder, really. But, you know, this is the Internet, so, yeah.
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    @DaveHittite
    Jul 8, 2023
    Replying to @JustStop_Oil and @George_Osborne
    Congratulation, @JustStop_Oil. It takes a truly peculiar talent to manage to turn George Osborne into a sympathetic figure. Congratulation, really.
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    @DaveHittite
    Aug 5, 2023
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    That kind of stuff can only work in civilized countries. You know, Singapore, Japan, Iceland, and Japan, and Iceland, and, yeah, Singapore. And ... well, that's it. Any other civilized country you can think of?
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