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Just bought a new Stone Highland. We’ll see who gets battered now everywhere we go 🏴
- £21 for a breakfast for me and my daughter. £30 put down to pay, got asked if i was wanting my change? Ffs it’s a pub in Kirkcaldy no The Ritz.
- I buy my lad a season ticket and the wee dafty still decides to watch from the wall outside instead.
- Just made this for a hungover employee, Fish, chips, curry sauce and cheese. A wee alternative to a bottle of Irn Bru
- Be careful in London this weekend people, Billy Big Bollocks is coming down
- So proud of the wee man tonight, his first contract signed with Rangers 📝
- Replying to @SortaBad“Get the fuck out of my way bitch, I’m hungry”
- Replying to @GregClinkerGot these for winning the Karaoke at the Dog and Duck 2 months running back in 2004
- Someone phoned up asking for two chip buttys in batter, saying that no other chippy would do it. So of course I did it. And then I did one for me, but with cheese.
- Scotland might no be any good, but as long as there is one team better than the English that will do 😂
- Hello Twitter, this is my granddaughter Lyla, she is just perfect.
- No sure what’s worse, stealing a drum aff kids and acting the hard man or those jeggins and timberlands. What a state.Might of got pumped but hows that drum going Raith 🤣🤣
