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dan
@Dansplainer
i thoroughly enjoyed the movie when harry met sally
- an alien joined the discord awhile ago and all he does is post his wordle score
- the sopranos is so cool i wish italians were real
- having such a good time aimlessly scrolling around wplace and finding treasures
- thank you to our lovely waitress for giving me a half yard of water so a straight edge guy can feel included
- had a dream i tweeted “food hits different when it isn’t poisoned” because earlier in the dream i got poisoned
- wanted to get photo proof of this in case he ends up on the news x.com/Dansplainer/st…
guy in front of me is scrolling his group chats rn and he seems like an insane person - they're milking the ceiling at dollar tree if anyone wants to come through to hang out and watch it
- i can't stop watching this. this is how i'd act when i was 7 years old and ate too many fruit roll upsIm The Number 1 Fragrance Icon That Follows The Teachings Of Jesus.
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