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Pat the Irishman

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Pat the Irishman

@Dad2Earthlings

Me be smart, but like saying dumbass stuff. Thank God for what you have, don't pester him for what you want. Be a good human

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Joined January 2017

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Pat the Irishman
@Dad2Earthlings
Jun 2
Since it's pride month, I figured I'd participate God Pride, I believe in and love God Original Sex Pride, I have always associated as the same sex I was given at birth Procreation Pride, I have father two children Heterosexual Pride, I only engage in sexual acts with the
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Pat the Irishman
@Dad2Earthlings
Oct 30, 2024
Replying to @davidleavitt
The Simpsons "Bart to the Future" Season 11 Episode 17 Time 10:22
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Pat the Irishman
@Dad2Earthlings
Nov 28, 2023
Replying to @Nocapmedia and @zerochills
Clearly it wasn't a secret, if you already knew So she didn't have to put a finger down
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@Dad2Earthlings
Apr 12, 2025
Replying to @InternetH0F
That judge is just pissed because he outsmarted her Having access to Legal Information without paying a lawyer, sounds freaking awesome
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@Dad2Earthlings
Mar 21, 2024
Replying to @MomsPostingLs
"And your own teeth" I want to know the backstory of that
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@Dad2Earthlings
Dec 4, 2023
Replying to @crazyclipsonly
That was really insane, until I realized he threw a rock The rock breaks the water plane, which allows him to pass through it, flat water would be like concrete at that height Kind of takes the death part away
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@Dad2Earthlings
Apr 16, 2024
Replying to @creepydotorg
Did he have a second fridge for regular food? Or did he have to push that guy's head aside to get to the jar mayonnaise
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Pat the Irishman
@Dad2Earthlings
May 16, 2024
Replying to @sciencegirl
100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars is like $0.40 American So if they were smart, they would sell the hundred trillion dollar bill to Americans for 5 American dollars because it looks cool Heck, you it in a frame, I'll buy the whole set for $20
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Pat the Irishman
@Dad2Earthlings
Jan 29, 2024
Replying to @NoContextHumans
This is just common sense Animals usually fear bigger versions of themselves If I was a gator and I saw another gator walking on two legs and using his hands, I'd be pretty scared
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@Dad2Earthlings
Dec 23, 2023
Replying to @ianmiles
But their YouTube channels won't get banned These are the people who truly need to be canceled
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@Dad2Earthlings
Jul 31, 2025
Replying to @worldranking_
I'm sure she meant it in the loving way like, you'll be with Jesus And Jesus has deeper pockets than I do
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@Dad2Earthlings
Apr 30, 2025
Replying to @Dexerto
Exactly 100 men would destroy a gorilla Yeah a few people will have their face ripped off, but that's the price you pay for victory
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@Dad2Earthlings
Jul 24, 2025
Replying to @worldranking_
This is a brilliant business plan Take your money, drop you in the freezer, and say you have to wait 200 years Spend all the money now, and if you get sued in 200 years, who cares
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Pat the Irishman
@Dad2Earthlings
Sep 20, 2023
Replying to @UnusualVideos
Most of the time I'm #1 But when I feel like a jerk, and I want my character to understand, I am his God, then I do #2
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