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Dana Goldberg
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Dana Goldberg
@DGComedy
I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod
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    Dana Goldberg
    @DGComedy
    Dec 3, 2017
    Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not What We Eat.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Oct 30, 2024
    I think in legal terms this is called fleeing the country.
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    PoliticsVideoChannel
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    Oct 29, 2024
    BREAKING: Trump family plans to Leave America If Trump Loses the Election.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Jan 8, 2021
    Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.
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    Dana Goldberg
    @DGComedy
    Nov 6, 2024
    No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Oct 17, 2024
    The fact that the NRA got community noted on how to use a gun safely, should tell you everything you need to know about the NRA.
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    NRA
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    Oct 15, 2024
    Tim Walz previously claimed he kept a shotgun in his car so he could hunt pheasants after football practice. This is Tim Walz attempting to load his shotgun this past weekend.⁩
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    Walz is unloading the gun. youtu.be/_sMvW-EU2GY?si…
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Jun 29, 2020
    The President is pissed at the New York Times for breaking the story, but not Putin for putting bounties out on our military. That should tell you everything you need to know.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Jul 26, 2021
    I’d like to report a dead body.
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    Dana Goldberg
    @DGComedy
    Jan 10, 2021
    Republicans are angry about how many followers they have lost over the last 24 hours. Democrats are angry about how many lives we’ve lost over the last 24 hours.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Nov 3, 2024
    Who is making Michelle Obama’s suits lately because I NEED them!
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    Michelle Obama
    The Office of Barack and Michelle Obama
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    Michelle Obama
    The Office of Barack and Michelle Obama
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    Dana Goldberg
    @DGComedy
    Oct 13, 2024
    I don’t want it to be close, but if Kamala Harris wins by one vote in Georgia, I hope it’s his.
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    Fernand R. Amandi
    @AmandiOnAir
    Oct 12, 2024
    Guess who’s voting early in Georgia for @KamalaHarris next week.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Jan 4, 2021
    Perdue said it was ‘disgusting’ that the tape was leaked. Not the extortion... but the tape being leaked. Please vote his ass out, Georgia.
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    Dana Goldberg
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    Nov 5, 2024
    Holy shit. There are 568,000 more women registered to vote in NC than men. And they are outvoting men by 10 points.
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    Dana Goldberg
    @DGComedy
    Jul 23, 2024
    This is what I’m talking about! #KamalaHarris2024
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    Dana Goldberg
    @DGComedy
    Feb 29, 2024
    A 10-year old is not a woman! wtf is wrong with these people?
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