duchovny! (@DAlgonquin) / X

duchovny!

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duchovny!

@DAlgonquin

i live in your nearest comments section. WWTD? piping hot take of the day curator. if everything is fire then someone needs to set it. thanks for reading.

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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Jan 31, 2018
well with donald trump living in washington at least alex smith won’t have the smallest hands in a city for once
duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Aug 26, 2025
your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
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@DAlgonquin
Jun 26, 2024
stumbled upon the saddest item on the rfk jr auction site. zero bids
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OP photoshopped the image to make it look like there were no bids on this item. In reality, there were 10. kennedy24.com/march_auction
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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Dec 4, 2024
based on my twitter feed, literally every single one of you are legitimate suspects in the murder of united healthcare ceo brian thompson
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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Jul 27, 2023
her: he’s probably thinking about other women him: what if they never green light “baby billy’s bible bonkers”
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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Feb 15, 2023
this fella went by the online name of rad milk. odd looking duck. his tweets were almost entirely bad. says here he was a decorated domestic abuser. hold the fort. he was shot by cops because he was brandishing a blade and trying to murder his wife
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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Mar 24, 2015
Replying to @tedcruz
.@tedcruz What a coincidence! The first sentence my daughter ever said was "You butter believe that Ted Cruz is a real fucking shitbag!"
duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
May 17, 2024
fellow officers gather around bryan gillis:
Michael Eaves
@michaeleaves
May 17, 2024
From the Scottie Scheffler police report: the arresting officer, Bryan Gillis, says that Scheffler disobeyed his orders and then dragged him to the ground with his car causing injuries to the officer and his clothing.
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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Aug 11, 2016
Replying to @BillPlaschke
maybe her back still hurt from carrying the team four years ago, you fucking hack.
duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Oct 16, 2015
Replying to @JebBush
maybe you should read up on what the word "safe" means, @JebBush. oh, and speaking of reading...
duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Dec 27, 2023
billy, this is wander franco. strengths are his uncanny ability to reach base and above average power for a middle infielder. weaknesses? he has an insatiable desire to fuck minors. and his whereabouts are currently unknown
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duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
May 7, 2020
earl thomas and seth thomas - a story in 4 parts
duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Jul 5, 2016
Replying to @ReillyRick
"nothing appealing about it" is also an apt description of everything you've ever written, @ReillyRick.
duchovny!
@DAlgonquin
Aug 18, 2015
george w. bush: i did 9/11. jared fogle: i like 'em ages 9 to 11.