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a sad little man
@DAVIDPLEASESTOP
not much on talkin, just too mean to die.
- this couple just come in at 9:00am, watch movies n cuddle til 1pm, go get lunch, then come back n do the same thing til we close at 6pm.
this is a type of disrespect we've never seen before in the history of the human race. what a time to be alive.
GIF- niche meme abt my dog
- nah this kinda hard. imagine being a hero and then they put u in the museum. not a figure not a statue nigga YOUThe preserved body of Balto, the sled dog that made the final 53-mile stretch through an Alaskan blizzard to deliver life-saving medicine to children.
- ppl that haven't lived in the country don't understand that u will have REAL beefs w specific animals. we had a fox that was scaring deer and ate my sister's rabbit n the night we caught him was like we got Bin Laden
- what's the sex word where u do whatever w woman says but not in a strict sub-dom way just in a chill I Do My Job way
- i regret to inform you all that it seems like The Lovebirds have gone their separate ways. It was a beautiful, blissful two months, however. We should all be so lucky.this couple just come in at 9:00am, watch movies n cuddle til 1pm, go get lunch, then come back n do the same thing til we close at 6pm.
- one sex thing i never see represented is when u pull out too early bc ur scared to be a father so then ur just beating off in front of this lady for 4 to 6 minutes
- my therapist said i should text the girls who ghosted me and ask for clarification on why things went wrong. is it just me or is that insane
- was just in the gun store n there was a dude trying to get his AR worked on n the employee goes "sir this lower has no serial number so this gun is... a felony" n the dude looked up at him like this
- when i'm broke: when i get paid again ima start saving shit fr this time no unnecessary shit me when i get paid: google, show me your most frivolous and worldly things
- if bonnie and clyde had been in a city w a decent library maybe things could have been different
- Replying "hell yeah brother" to a woman that just sent me a pic of her tits
