It has been brought to my attention that the "Lovense Lush 3 Vibrator" has clearly plagiarized the design of "The Asswatcher" I created in Spore Creature Creator sixteen years ago and, frankly, I believe I deserve some royalties.
Sonic Movie 2 was good but the ending where Tom and Maddie refuse to adopt Tails because he's a mutant two-tailed freak and force him to work at McDonald's to support himself was kind of fucked up.
Every now and then I remember youtube removed annotations and get really fucking pissed off and I punch the wall like an anime villain. Think of how many important corrections have been lost to time.
MrBeast says he wants to recreate The Simpsons in real life, with contestants forced to wear full body yellow makeup for 35 years. When asked why MrBeast responded with "Homer Marge Lisa Bart."
