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Corporate Absurdity
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Corporate Absurdity
@ConsoomerLs
Posting corporate absurdity from printer jams to employees getting flak for leaving a minute early.
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    HR considers 2 years of experience the same as no experience.
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    What Alec Guinness said to a child who watched Star Wars over 100 times
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    Consoom Coca-Cola
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    He still does these, in case you're wondering. This is from two days ago.
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