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coleman spilde
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coleman spilde
@colemanjspilde
i am just a guy who does a lot of stuff. senior culture writer & film critic @salon.
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    coleman spilde
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    Mar 31, 2025
    gay guy sf day trip yielded no strange results
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    coleman spilde
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    Oct 28, 2024
    this nasty, unforgivable backlighting
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    Film Updates
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    Oct 28, 2024
    Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey performing "Dancing Through Life" in ‘WICKED’ x.com/cravemedia_/st…
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    coleman spilde
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    Jan 4, 2025
    small, fleeting human connections really are what makes life worth living i could cry
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    griff
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    Jan 4, 2025
    helped an older woman read the price of honey at Whole Foods and she said “oh god” and I said “made your decision, didn’t it” and we laughed
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    coleman spilde
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    Sep 17, 2024
    she has the physical look, emotional excitement, and spiritual aura of a teenage girl who got grounded by her parents in 2004 and carelessly made a wish upon a shooting star to wake up twenty years later
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    Bradley Stern
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    Sep 16, 2024
    The fear in her eyes. She knew she only had one chance.
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Mar 18, 2025
    people mad she’s pushing the cart okay maybe she just likes to push the cart. ever thought of that.
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    iordana⁸³ 🪐
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    Mar 16, 2025
    HOT COUPLES ARE SO BACK
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Jan 6, 2025
    sooooo excited for the next time i have a headache so i can tweet this pic and say "have a headache"
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    Film Updates
    @FilmUpdates
    Jan 6, 2025
    Nicole Kidman stuns for the 2025 #GoldenGlobes 📸
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Jul 28, 2024
    just laughed so hard at the scream i got lightheaded
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    Ichigo Niggasake
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    Ichigo Niggasake
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Feb 7, 2025
    me as the photographer: okayyyy great i know that was a bumpy car ride ladies but we’ve finally made it to the ugliest place in the world at high noon! just as i envisioned. everyone line up. the camera battery is dying and i did NOT bring an extra charger so we have one shot
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    coleman spilde
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    Apr 1, 2025
    can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.
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    coleman spilde
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    Aug 27, 2024
    how many 21st-century blockbusters are also genuine, lasting examples of great filmmaking? everything here is perfect. we're acquainted with character, context, setting. we know andy's quirks and neuroses. hell, we even understand montage will be a pivotal storytelling device!
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    ًًpat
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    Aug 26, 2024
    "Suddenly I See" by: KT Tunstall (2005) "the devil wears prada" opening scene
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    Bagas Dwi Septyan
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    Bagas Dwi Septyan
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Feb 11, 2024
    i'm so tired of movies looking like this like when will it be over
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    Wicked: For Good
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    Feb 11, 2024
    Wicked. See it on the big screen this Thanksgiving. 💚💖
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Feb 3, 2025
    just found out that "jelly roll" and "teddy swims" are not the same person
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Jul 24, 2022
    donald glover finally bringing out the first celeb man on shorty shorts moment of the summer thank you god
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    coleman spilde
    @colemanjspilde
    Jul 28, 2024
    try as i might whenever she talks about food i am so charmed like i forget she’s a politician. looking a 10 year old in the eye and saying “a little cilantro, a little lime. no raw onion. are you doing raw onion?” is unfortunately irresistible
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    tim hell.
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    tim hell.
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