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Claude Krause
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Claude Krause
@ClaudesBBQ
BBQ pit master, low & slow, purveyor of fine hot sauces, old with zero fucks left to give.
Barbecue Pit Somewhere in, MO
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Mar 1, 2025
    Man, I’ve never been an isolationist but the last 24 hours of yapping from other countries has me thinking, we should shut everything off for 12 months and see what happens.
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Mar 1, 2025
    LMAO lotta euros yapping in these replies. Pack a bag and head on over to Ukraine and help out, if you’re that upset. Would take you about as long as me driving across Texas.
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    Supertanskiii
    @supertanskiii
    Feb 28, 2025
    They brought Zelenskyy, a man that’s led Ukraine through invasion with unparalleled honour, to the White House to humiliate and mug him in a despicable premeditated display. Zelenskyy should’ve spat in their fucking faces and walked out. Trump is a Putin shill cunt. Simple.
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Sep 10, 2025
    I have a pit in my stomach because I know where we're headed, and I don't believe there's any way to stop it.
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Jun 18, 2025
    We don’t care the politics, they all go in the chipper.
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    Leading Report
    @LeadingReport
    Jun 18, 2025
    BREAKING: Republican South Carolina state representative, father, and husband Robert John May III has been arrested for distributing over 200 child p-rn files under the username ‘joebidennnn69.’
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Jul 17, 2024
    I’ve been chased out of Home Depot, security called on me in Walmart, refused service at restaurants, and refused service at grocery stores. All this done by low wage workers because I refused to wear a mask. I remember this and will not forget it.
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Sep 19, 2025
    Forgot, 4 years sober yesterday. One of the best choices I’ve made.
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Jul 8, 2025
    Can we just start slapping people who ask Grok everything?
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Nov 14, 2024
    I have it on good authority, there will be plenty of lawn care and construction jobs available.
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    evan loves worf
    @esjesjesj
    Nov 13, 2024
    Firing 2 million federal employees at once would immediately crash the economy
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Sep 20, 2025
    Installed
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Oct 3, 2025
    Chicken fried ribeye
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Jul 23, 2024
    6.2 billion dollar rounding error, yet they want your 600 dollar PayPal & Venmo receipts? Fuck this government!
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    Chay Bowes
    @BowesChay
    Jul 22, 2024
    Dear US Tax payers Just to let you know, that while you struggle to pay your rent, educate your kids and save something for a "rainy day" The Pentagon "accidentally" paid Dictator Zelensky an Extra $6.2 billion of your money "An accounting error"
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    MAVERICK X
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Jun 15, 2024
    Since Father’s Day is tomorrow. Here’s some advice from my pops. (I miss him)
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    May 25, 2024
    WTF is with all the “Venmo requests” after going to someone’s house? I invite you over, I’ll ask you to bring something if I need it. There will never be a “bill” for coming. That mentality is just foreign to me.
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    Claude Krause
    @ClaudesBBQ
    Dec 24, 2023
    Excuse me for a moment.
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