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Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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Analytic Valley Girl Chris
@ChrisExpTheNews
HS science teacher, Libertarian Party officer, former biomedical researcher. Too tired to blog much anymore. I strive to be an equal-opportunity bitch-moaner.
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
    @ChrisExpTheNews
    Jul 30, 2019
    "No Exit", but I have my phone and just scroll through Twitter and Facebook for all eternity and ignore les Autres
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Sep 3, 2025
    Bet that class was well behaved
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    Physics In History
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    Sep 3, 2025
    R. Oppenheimer lecturing at Kyoto University, Japan, 1960.
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Nov 10, 2025
    They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills.
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    smol silly cat
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    Nov 8, 2025
    Explain
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Jul 16, 2025
    Holy shit a funny German joke
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    Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺
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    Jul 15, 2025
    You can drive 14 hours without leaving Germany
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Jun 20, 2024
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    Smooth Dunk
    @SmoothDunk
    Jun 16, 2024
    modern movies be like
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
    @ChrisExpTheNews
    Mar 28, 2024
    Kids are allowed being pissed that they go all the way through fucking college then send out literally hundreds of job applications that go fucking nowhere only to wind up with a job that they could have done at 15 and can't cover independent adult living expenses
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Jun 8, 2024
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Feb 20, 2025
    600 bucks for a double lung transplant sounds like an insanely good deal?
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    non aesthetic things
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    Feb 19, 2025
    Cost of a double lung transplant- USA 2023
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Sep 24, 2024
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Apr 18, 2024
    I love you, 2011 Lenovo ThinkPad
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Aug 24, 2024
    God already drew the line for us and we call it the Mississippi River
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    KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸
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    Aug 24, 2024
    Here’s my novice attempt to draw the line where the West begins. Prob a little aggressive in Texas?
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    Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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    Nov 16, 2025
    Be the America Italy thinks we are
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    Propagandopolis
    @propagandopolis
    Nov 15, 2025
    Italian illustration (1907) mocking the US Navy's 'Great White Fleet' that sailed the world between 1907-1909.
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