BERNIE RALLIES: cancelled
BIDEN RALLIES: cancelled
TRUMP RALLIES: “We love shaking hands then touching our faces don’t we folks? The media hates it but we love it.”
TRUMP: My political opponents should face a firing squad.
HARRIS: Here’s my sixteen-point plan to directly target middle class families and help them succeed.
NEW YORK TIMES: Both candidates trade barbs in the final week of the race.
The greatest democracy the world has ever seen ended in the name of a reality TV game show host because one political party went insane from a black guy being elected President.
REPUBLICANS: Northam is a racist! He must go!
DEMOCRATS: Agreed! All racists must immediately resign from political office!!
REPUBLICANS: wait-
DEMOCRATS: Every single racist needs to be expelled from society and shunned by their family and friends!
REPUBLICANS: stop
