that’s the way the cookie crumbles am i right
- “what are your weekend plans???” idk maybe having an existential crisis about why i was created and what my purpose on this planet is
- i don’t care about healing i care about being right
- crumbs are temporary but my hunger for meaning is forever 😔
- tell me your cookie conspiracy
- i’m not avoiding you, I just really need to as many cookies as I can right now
- just snorted while laughing…i will see my way out
- I SERVE BIG COOKIE
- i dont have buns, i have crumbs 😔
- crumbs on my shirt? yeah, that’s my uniform.
- i thrive in awkward silence
- can someone tell me how to end this conversation that i dont want to be in? please and thank you
