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@Chidaluuu_
Film/TV Writer. Reader. Feminist. Sagittarius AF. I’m just here to laugh tbh.
Searching for a Wine Cellar.
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Aug 8, 2020
    Thread of threads of things I've written. Peruse at your pleasure. I write short sexy stories. Book reviews and sometimes, personal essays. Pls rt. ✨✨
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Jun 27, 2018
    I truly don't get how men can watch this and choose to troll him. He's fighting for YOU. He's making himself vulnerable for YOU. Dumb pieces of shit.
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    AJ+
    @ajplus
    Jun 26, 2018
    Terry Crews speaks to Congress about toxic masculinity.
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Aug 30, 2024
    Ozempic allegations for a 23 yo is so funny. All you need to lose weight at that age is a stressful month. 😭
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    FearBuck
    @FearedBuck
    Aug 30, 2024
    Ice Spice just posted her workout routine in order to beat the ozempic allegations 😭😭 x.com/copiumx/status…
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Apr 10, 2021
    LMAOOOOO. Lana's girls are TIRED.
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Jan 4, 2025
    Men are built so different because if someone shoved me the way she did the first time, for whatever reason, I might just find the nearest balcony and jump off it. 😭😭
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    Mark
    @Marknit0
    Jan 4, 2025
    Nigerian men are so annoying 😭😭😭
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Mar 10, 2024
    The fact that there are elders willing to bond with the kids over this crazy stuff will always be so pure to me.
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    ChairladyAwonAgbero🤼‍♀️🤺
    @JemimahOjo
    Mar 9, 2024
    See wetin Gen Z granddaughter turn Alhaji to 😭😭😭
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Nov 26, 2023
    This could be about at least 7 countries.
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Dec 3, 2024
    My toxic trait is that once a Pastor is accused of a crime, I instantly believe. 😭
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Feb 25, 2025
    This app. One person celebrating 8 years of celibacy and another one celebrating 28 orgasms in 2 hours. Everybody with the one wey dey do them fr. 😭
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Oct 19, 2020
    Lmaoooo. Tinubu thinking of how to attack Lekki Toll without accidentally killing a billionaire's child. #EndSARS
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Mar 21, 2023
    Lmao one of my uncles said “The good die young so once in a while he does something bad to extend his life.” He ate so bad w that.
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    @WhosMental
    Mar 16, 2023
    Apart from “life is short” what other line do you use before you make bad decisions? 😂
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Apr 28, 2024
    It would make me the best friend this world has ever witnessed.
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    Sora-Soke
    @Quickiepaedia
    Apr 27, 2024
    Does money make you a better friend? I honestly think so.
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Oct 10, 2022
    Yes because why were they taking us to their enemies’ houses and warning us not to eat? They tryna kill us? Why are we here then??
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    benito
    @iconicDemoe
    Oct 10, 2022
    i think our generation is better at boundaries than our parents sha.
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    @Chidaluuu_
    Feb 11, 2024
    Mind you all we made was enemies 😭
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