Replying to @CocchiDeer
"I tell people I have a job that makes infinite money"
"They start hitting on me"
*surprised Pikachu face*
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Cliff Boyardee
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Cliff Boyardee
@ChefGreginald
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Joined May 2023
- Store Champs finals opponent hit me with, "I wanna use the money from the saga to buy my 3 kids' school supplies." Anyway, check out my shiny new cardboard 😎
- Gamer alert at legacy tournament. "No cards?" "Nope" "Alright I'll attack" "Ok I'll fetch and cast panglacial wurm from my library and block" 🔥🔥🔥
- Opp: "lifelink doesn't work when hitting planeswalkers right?" Judge: "it does" Opp: "what no? Lifelink never works against planeswalkers" Judge: "....... why?"
I wrote about what it has felt like to be a competitive magic player for the past ~5-6 years- For all the people saying they lost money, Lemme learn you something. You don't lose money when a card loses value. You lose the money when you purchase the card. Congratulations, you have a piece of cardboard that is worth 0 dollars because your ass was never gonna sell it 👍
- I wish these got spoiled before the "slop for pigs" stuff. Slop isn't even an analogy anymore. They are quite literally putting slop on our basic lands. 😩Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.
- Pro tip. If your opponent asks you how many GRVs you have, the answer is always 0. You can and should lie about this information in this situation 👍
- If MY girl 💝💁♀️ and Vivi 💅🎀✨️ are hanging off a cliff ⛰️😵😱 and I can only save 1️⃣‼️😱 catch me at my girls funeral 💀😵😭 Adding ❌️ mana in any combination of red 🔴 and/or blue 🔵 equal to vivis power 😤💪and taking him on a wild ride 😜💦🫣
- Call me Preordain the way I top and bottom
- I don't understand all the fuss. She has hexproof. Shock can't target her 🙄
- Judging a 9am rcq, player casts sol ring on turn 1. It's too damn early for this 😭
