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Chase Mitchell
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit
I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2009
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Sep 30, 2023
    “SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Oct 12, 2022
    This website is free, etc
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Mar 16, 2025
    It’s crazy that this is the better parent
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Nov 20, 2024
    The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.
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    DramaAlert
    @DramaAlert
    Nov 19, 2024
    Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result. She is a former Disney Channel star.
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Nov 23, 2023
    Pope not gonna be in Scream 7
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    Thomas Fazi
    @battleforeurope
    Nov 23, 2023
    Pope Francis on Israel’s assault on Gaza: “This is not war, it is terrorism”.
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Aug 9, 2024
    It’s nice just knowing JK Rowling’s day is ruined
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Aug 9, 2024
    Imane Khelif earns a Gold medal for the women’s welterweight boxing final. #Olympics
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Jul 24, 2020
    Anthony Fauci being bad at sports makes me trust his science more
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    Rob Friedman
    @PitchingNinja
    Jul 23, 2020
    Anthony Fauci, First Pitch Mechanics.
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Feb 20, 2022
    TLC just came in its pants
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Nov 2, 2017
    Congratulations to the LA Dodgers for successfully avoiding having to meet the president
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Aug 31, 2024
    Almost unquantifiable how much better this would have been
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Jun 26, 2018
    Bitch I can do both I got time
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    L.A. Times Opinion
    @latimesopinion
    Jun 26, 2018
    Making Trump officials miserable isn't going to accomplish anything. Vote them out if you want change. lat.ms/2MpxvbL
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Dec 3, 2021
    The official haircut of no one around you telling you no
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    Dec 26, 2024
    Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3
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    Chase Mitchell
    @ChaseMit
    May 30, 2024
    So he can no longer vote for president but can still be one. Cool country
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