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Velocity
@CaptainVelocity
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 11, 2025
    When I lose my When I break up with Fortnite quest. my girlfriend over that fortnite quest
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 12, 2025
    is this a valid crashout to losing mario party
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 11, 2025
    mevans talking about tyrone
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 11, 2025
    what did tyrone do man 😭
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Apr 27, 2025
    Replying to @shitpost_2049
    @Walmart is this true
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 11, 2025
    Replying to @Treydemark_
    The sad image was him sympathy baiting and the 2nd was him at a Nintendo event
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 11, 2025
    Replying to @Walrusbread14
    Mevans girlfriend broke up with him cause he wouldn't get off fortnite
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    May 22, 2025
    Replying to @KdotFunnies and @zxnoshima
    Blocking you both #AnnoyingRetardsOnTheTimeline
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 12, 2025
    Replying to @StephFrancois
    he needs to actually stay off the internet for awhile hes way too addicted
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 12, 2025
    Replying to @CaptainVelocity
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Nov 25, 2024
    I went to install league once and soon as it hit 10% I cancelled the download I could feel the dogshit through the download bar
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    lemon 🍋
    @layynoon
    Nov 25, 2024
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 11, 2025
    Replying to @LastAreru
    hes like 24 or 25
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 12, 2025
    He's got a habit of being an asshole and treating everyone around him like shit when he loses he yells at his mom a lot and punches the walls and shit
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    Velocity
    @CaptainVelocity
    Aug 12, 2025
    Replying to @_Lady_Katie
    Absolutely not
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