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fat ralph
@CaptainClaood
the second course
the fat ralph kitchen
claood.straw.page
Born March 10
Joined August 2020
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Jun 9
    fat ralph
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Sep 1, 2024
    im crying whats going on on tiktok😭
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Oct 6, 2025
    Ass has announced that hole will release a shit before the end of 2026
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    Dexerto
    @Dexerto
    Oct 6, 2025
    Elon Musk has announced that his xAI game studio will release an AI-generated game before the end of 2026
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Apr 6, 2025
    this joke was not worth the effort
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Nov 6, 2025
    How it feels to talk about your hyperfixation that literally none of your friends gaf about
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Mar 10, 2025
    repost
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Aug 28, 2025
    The difference is that Panty and Stocking doesn’t actually expect you to take it seriously
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    HAWK TUAH
    @amongusfartvore
    Aug 28, 2025
    i got bored
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Jun 28, 2025
    we need better tv heads because this lineup is ROUGH
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    Smash_Fan-56
    @smash_56
    Jun 27, 2025
    Replying to @kovox
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Apr 23, 2025
    Whats up with people online and acting like porn is the scariest thing they’ve ever seen Like I genuinely don’t get it
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    Spinel
    @YourBestSpinel
    Apr 23, 2025
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SEARCH IT! I FUCKING BEG YOU!
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Jul 7, 2024
    i know what you marked out.
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Oct 2, 2024
    “Boy i can’t wait to play Wii Fit!” The evil and foreboding Wii Fat:
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    Luma ☆彡
    @Taranzaa
    Oct 2, 2024
    got this for $7 today! (ignore my red room)
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Jan 2, 2024
    this dumbass heard the words “mickey mouse” and “public domain” and did not care to do more than 2 seconds of research
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Sep 25, 2025
    you have hate in your heart
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    fat ralph
    @CaptainClaood
    Mar 22, 2025
    foreshadowing is a literary device
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