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onion person
@CantEverDie
JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - host of killthecomputer.com and illconceivedpodcast.com podcasts - social media at theonion.com
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Jun 15
    new episode of kill the computer where we take a look into the world of fanfiction and how it’s been used as a way to process real world events like 9/11
    Disaster Tags Ft. Aysha U. Farah
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    Disaster Tags Ft. Aysha U. Farah
    Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · June 15 · 1h 29m
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Sep 3, 2025
    i don’t know when men will understand that this level of muscle appeals more to gay men than straight women
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    Michael Druggan
    @Michael_Druggan
    Sep 2, 2025
    Replying to @apralky
    I spent 14 years of bodybuilding to look like this. The girl I'm in love with is dating a guy who can't bench 135lb. He's not even rich. Kill me now.
    20M
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Dec 19, 2024
    this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Aug 5, 2025
    i blocked 4,000 nazi accounts and now this is the type of peaceful shit on my timeline
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    Riva
    @Riva_k86
    Aug 3, 2025
    Just practice
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Jul 1, 2025
    we’re living under one of the most evil and authoritarian administrations in modern history
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Jul 1, 2025
    Donald Trump says he will arrest Zohran Mamdani if he does not comply with ICE.
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Nov 3, 2024
    remember when elon bought this website because he said the people running it were too political
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    DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉
    @DreamLeaf5
    Nov 3, 2024
    You have to be kidding me… this is my “for you” page right now
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Aug 17, 2025
    i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Aug 3, 2025
    why is doing a nazi salute now socially acceptable this should ruin lives
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    𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚎 ☻
    @_skobee_
    Aug 2, 2025
    all the pretty girls…
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Jul 24, 2025
    when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
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    megan
    @chismosavirus
    Jul 23, 2025
    eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Aug 6, 2025
    is this entire movie in a zoom call
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    Neb | 🏳️‍🌈
    @NebsGoodTakes
    Aug 6, 2025
    War of the Worlds (2025)
    GIF
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Nov 7, 2024
    elon musk in the hotel room with donald trump on election night:
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Jul 11, 2025
    fun fact this was completely fake
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    TONY™
    @TONYxTWO
    Jul 10, 2025
    July 13th is less than 4 days away Never forget
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Sep 11, 2024
    perhaps one of the creepiest posts of all time
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    onion person
    @CantEverDie
    Oct 5, 2024
    why does he always do this shit
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    hasanabi
    @hasanthehun
    Oct 5, 2024
    elon musk is now on stage and he jumped like a fucking idiot twice
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