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Daddy Haslam, CPA
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Daddy Haslam, CPA
@CPA_Doug69
Senator’s Son | Pierpoint Capital | Market Maker | Semi Pro Cranker | HOA Hater | Dixie Raised | Schwartz & Meyer Associate
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Feb 10, 2025
    Didn’t expect to play eye tag all game
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Feb 10, 2025
    Is it frowned upon to crack a few brews watching ur boys intermural game?
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Dec 3, 2024
    Hope that Chipotle was worth it
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Dec 12, 2024
    Y’all think those are stock or nah?
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Jul 5, 2024
    Never getting rid of this app
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Jun 6, 2025
    Apparently “Happy Hour” is 1 drink?
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Jun 5, 2025
    Happy hour with the bosses in 47 minutes
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Sep 28, 2025
    Hog shots in the Cool Beans kissing booth
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Sep 20, 2025
    Unc running a tight ship today
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Dec 3, 2024
    As a semi pro cranker myself I think so
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    May 20, 2024
    First day on the job, rubbed one out in the bathroom for good luck 👍
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Sep 12, 2025
    Walking into Neyland Stadium with a handle of Tito’s shoved up my ass #AramarkCanSuckMyBalls
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Apr 22, 2025
    Broad next to me on my 9 hour flight asked for my instagram before takeoff
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
    @CPA_Doug69
    Dec 5, 2024
    Some chick just made eye contact with me and scratched her Vag
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Sep 24, 2025
    What bastard is hazing the 4th graders
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    Daddy Haslam, CPA
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    Nov 26, 2024
    I’m about to ask someone if they’re fucking retarded over email
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