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Chris Botelho

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Chris Botelho

@CBotelhoMagic

He/Him | 2021-22 Magic Pro League | General purveyor of the finest jank twitch.tv/chrisbotelho youtube.com/c/ChrisBotelho

Vancouver, WA

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Joined October 2016

Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Jul 20, 2023
WotC, I’m on my knees here. I am *begging*. Please never print cards with set titles in the name. It’s a logistical nightmare for inventory pricing. Urza’s Saga has eaten literal dozens of hours of my life. I want to see my family. Let me go home.
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Sep 19, 2024
Someone loves me.
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Jul 30, 2024
Nadu might be the first card I’ve ever seen that is so good that it has done nothing but drop in price.
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Apr 30, 2024
Replying to @olson8401
Modern Horizons 3: Commander, the direct to legacy set.
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Sep 4, 2023
Wait, so they banned bankbuster and then immediately printed an upgrade?
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Apr 30, 2024
How have we jumped the shark on spoiler season so hard that the set *named Modern*, spoiling at the same time as Modern Horizons 3, is somehow not modern legal? Is it maybe time to address that this is exhausting and bad?
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Apr 3, 2024
I’m beginning to think that a lot of the criticism leveled at this jitte are based on a misconception. To clarify: untapping a land allows it to produce mana. Mana can be exchanged for goods and services, such as removal or lifegain.
Aspiringspike
@Aspiringspike
Apr 3, 2024
Unirocally better than Umezawa's Jitte (Mostly because you can tutor it with Urza's Saga)
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Nov 24, 2022
I'm absolutely horrified that this has worked the first few games I've played.
Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Dec 5, 2022
I love showing this card to newer players.
Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Dec 22, 2020
The real problem with Arena is that it doesn't have a fishing minigame.
Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Feb 28, 2025
What single word in magic card names has the highest average power level across all cards printed with it? Wrath? Iteration? Dragonlord? (It’s mox, so for the sake of interesting conversation we’re looking for 2nd place)
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Jul 8, 2025
Hmm…
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Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Feb 28, 2022
Hearing people talk about how competitive magic and organized play are over because the pro tour is gone while I’m stressing over what decks to submit for the pro tour in two weeks is, I gotta say, a tiny bit exasperating.
Chris Botelho
@CBotelhoMagic
Sep 3, 2025
Gonna bring this to standard FNM in my mono green landfall deck and tell confused opponents that of course it’s legal, look at the set symbol, it’s from foundations.
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