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CAP'N SCALAWAG
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Bio engineered carbon-based life form.. No DM-s, please
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Jan 4, 2024
    Replying to @ronin19217435
    The FBI sat on pictures of Hunter with preteen girls in lingerie, with hard drugs involved. For years. They've been sitting on THIS, too? FOR YEARS? Protecting child rapists? AGAIN? The FBI needs to be gutted and cleaned out from the top to the bottom
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Nov 3, 2025
    Replying to @unlimited_ls
    Remember when they pegged white supremacists for anti Asian hate crimes but as soon as they found out 86% were committed by blacks, it was instantly dropped? I do.. That was awesome...
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Mar 12, 2024
    Replying to @iamyesyouareno
    Do adult shit, pull adult time. Hope she likes mystery meat, corn bread, and honeybuns (double nickel, day 4 day)
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Jun 27, 2024
    Replying to @brixwe
    2021 mass shooters
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Jul 2, 2024
    Replying to @libsoftiktok
    3 grand thefts, ALL felonies - AT AIRPORTS. Meanwhile, they UPGRADE Trumps misdemeanors - to felonies. Cmon Nov
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Oct 28, 2023
    Replying to @Mrgunsngear
    Banning guns means only the robber would have one
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Apr 30, 2024
    Replying to @iamyesyouareno
    Don't steal cars, and flee from police at 111 mph. Easy peasy
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Jan 12, 2024
    Replying to @elonmusk
    The more I looked, the worse it got. They don't want us to look. That's why California won't agree to an audit because they allowed over 1 million ineligible voters to vote in the 2020 election. Regardless of outcome I want it looked into
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Apr 20, 2024
    Replying to @GarbageHuman24 and @GarbageHuman23
    Just like poison frogs, bright colors usually signify toxicity
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Nov 9, 2023
    Replying to @gatewaypundit and @FBI
    Pepper spray was at every one of the 640 bloody BLM riots. Even after dozens of murders and billions and damage, nothing but crickets. No charges, charges dropped or greatly reduced. I can't wait for 2024
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Nov 11, 2023
    Replying to @KeithOlbermann and @TomiLahren
    Israel named a town after Trump. He also moved the embassy back to Jerusalem. He also instituted the Abraham accords, which WERE working. Get a grip, learn something, and grow up !!
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Nov 15, 2023
    Replying to @iamyesyouareno
    If this were actually true, it would've been called Takesgiving
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Apr 10, 2024
    Replying to @Klaus_Arminius
    Lincoln facilitated recently freed slaves wishing to go back to Africa, to do so. They immediately bought a bunch of black slaves, founded Liberia, and started plantations, just like in the old South. Still 1 million slaves in Africa today. It's on them
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    CAP'N SCALAWAG
    @CAPNSCALAWAG
    Jul 4, 2024
    Replying to @GeorgeTakei
    I haven't seen democrats this upset since we took away your slaves..
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