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Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
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Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
@ButchVanDurlin
Washed up D2 QB 🏈 🦄 Coors Light drinker 🍻 Farmer 👨🏿‍🌾 Collin Klein deserved the Heisman in 2012
Nichols Hills, OK
Joined February 2025
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    May 12
    Co-worker just showed me the essay he texted his Fiancée about how to lose the 45 pounds she has gained since they first met. She hasn’t responded in 2 hours. He’s sweating it Safe to say no work will be getting done this afternoon
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 2, 2025
    don’t let a white boy catch fire on #HUMP day. #KordellBeckham
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 2, 2025
    Chat are we #Shrinking or #Expanding being honest with these women?? #AndrewTate
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Mar 28, 2025
    wearing a hat with upside down letters makes you a fag.
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 2, 2025
    Sadly, Yes. -butch.
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 2, 2025
    That’s what I needed to hear. Thanks for making my day better Golden Boy -Phantom
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 3, 2025
    Wifey I met on Hinge kept saying how she wanted to keep texting and not add each other on Snap. Now I know why. #SHRINK #BillNye
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 3, 2025
    Homeboy was in a rough spot this morning. Hoping he had the discipline to win this battle. #shrink #DavidGoggins
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    May 14, 2025
    Replying to @bravesinsid3r
    J.D. Confused why you’re vacationing in Atlanta. Normally a place we want to avoid. Worried, - Phantom
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @jdantuma24
    You’re a sicko. How did you catch that one? Thoroughly impressed. -Phantom
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Mar 30, 2025
    Don’t let a white boy heat up from behind the line. #DevinFunchess98 #Expand
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 10, 2025
    No wonder Greg Olsen and the 7th Floor Crew were rapping like that back in the the day. The U does it different. #nikkicapocci #GregOlsen
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    Apr 7, 2025
    Blue Pow this and Blue Pow that.. How about we stick to the classics and run the damn ball. #AaronHernandez #GoGators
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    Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA
    @ButchVanDurlin
    May 28, 2025
    Saw a little black kid walking down the street in a Burger King crown. Had to pull over and tell him that my culture is not his costume.
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