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Branche°
@Branche_SC
Contributor to BONK ecosystem - please do not construe tweets/likes/RTs as financial advice, always DYOR. “Timeless Vampire” - an Italian Macro Expert
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    May 30, 2025
    Replying to @ContraPoints
    Please raise my taxes in a way that asymmetrically hurts the lowest 40% earners please daddy please
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @KushDesai47
    lol how did we find the dumbest people on earth to staff our federal government
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Sep 2, 2024
    Replying to @agraybee
    As a former fat person please god make it free and abundant that shit was hard
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Aug 14, 2024
    Replying to @HeartlandSignal
    It’s cool that there was a normal way to make this point (“I think it’s good for young parents to be near their parents to help with the kids”) and he chose the strangest way to say it instead
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Aug 9, 2024
    Replying to @SwannMarcus89
    This is actually the coolest thing about Elon twitter, they’re even more blind to how badly it’s all landing than they would be at baseline
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Apr 4, 2025
    Replying to @HouseDemocrats and @RepDeluzio
    Jesus CHRIST why are you morons addicted to losing
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @dieworkwear
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Jan 18, 2025
    Make sure to STAKE your $TRUMP to CHOOSE the next TARGET for a DRONE STRIKE
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Feb 25, 2023
    Most gay bars I go to have a better ratio than this
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    Captain LaX+
    @LAX_OG
    Feb 25, 2023
    Paris. @DeGodsNFT @frankdegods
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Sep 23, 2023
    Replying to @imperialauditor
    If you think the fluoride guys are bad can you imagine what would happen if this was the go-to dental care approach
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Feb 19, 2025
    Replying to @jamiedupree and @ArmandDoma
    The number is so obviously $8mm too — $8bn is nearly the budget of the entire FBI which employs ~40k people vs this contract’s ~200 people Out of control propaganda
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Aug 13, 2024
    Replying to @growing_daniel
    I think if you hang out with the guys who wrote it, have a VP who hangs out with the guys who wrote it, and probabilistically will hire a large number of people who wrote it (who have also worked with you in the past) it is fair to say you have strong sympathies for what is in it
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Jun 11, 2025
    Replying to @ContraPoints
    >>>Elon says Donald was on the Epstein list >>>suddenly the griftfluencers start floating that Epstein was chill Yeah that tracks
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    Branche°
    @Branche_SC
    Apr 28, 2024
    This is like the all star line up of goofy nerds that need to stop tweeting
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