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Rory Blank
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Rory Blank
@BoneJail
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    Rory Blank
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    Jun 29
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    Available until July 6th, which is also my birthday, in 4 different colors. roryblank.bigcartel.com I will cut it off early if I think it's going to become difficult for me to manage fulfilling all of them. I pack every order by hand myself, you know.
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Apr 14, 2021
    Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    May 23, 2023
    you used to be able to make a whole movie based around the idea what if there was a guy who was annoying to be around
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Mar 21, 2022
    Happy second birthday to to the stupidest jpeg I have ever made
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    May 29, 2023
    idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Jun 21, 2022
    the best thing i've ever made
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Nov 14, 2023
    Japanese mini trucks reign supreme over the weak and inferior Cybertruck
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    Gatorade Should Be Thicker.
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    Nov 14, 2023
    Just a fundamentally unserious vehicle.
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Jun 2, 2023
    it rocks that in tears of the kingdom you can fuse a beehive to your weapon so when you shake it bees come out but also the bees do not fight on your behalf, they're still just bees and will do whatever
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Apr 3, 2022
    banksy has done it again
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Dec 28, 2023
    spy vs spy (2023 redraw)
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Jun 9, 2022
    upgrade your mind
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Aug 25, 2025
    i'm certain I'm not the first person that this has occurred to, but I do think it's really funny that Zorhan Mamdani's scavenger hunt gambit flies directly in the face of the notion that New York is a dangerous crime ridden hellscape that you wouldn't want to walk around in
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Feb 11, 2022
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    Rory Blank
    @BoneJail
    Jun 9, 2022