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William Gerrard
@Bill_Gerrard
The Screenwriter who employs his Leisure ill
NY / LA
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Feb 29, 2024
    (while getting dragged out of Barnes & Noble) “It doesn’t belong there! It doesn’t belong there!”
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    William Gerrard
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    Jun 7, 2024
    This and it isn’t even close
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Jan 19, 2025
    My 4yo is in a know-it-all phase where every time he asks a question he prefaces by saying “I already know this but can you remind me…” I told him there was a guy named Plato who said we’re born knowing everything and merely rediscover things, and he said “yeah I knew that”
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Aug 18, 2024
    It looks like they froze him in an ice cube
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    William Gerrard
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    Oct 22, 2024
    This one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    May 19, 2025
    People posted much less in general back then
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    William Gerrard
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    Jun 24, 2025
    As with Lord of the Flies, the 28 Days Later series is best understood as a statement not about the evil of humanity in general but about the singular evil of the British people
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Aug 16, 2024
    1917 was the first BRAT (Bolshevik Revolution Against Tsarism) summer
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    May 21, 2024
    Google is so broken that the first image it gave me for a pipe is something that is not a pipe 🙄
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Apr 18, 2024
    In 1968, Columbia students held a dean *hostage* for 24 hours, and the police didn't show up until a week later. We used to be a proper country.
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Sep 13, 2024
    Sorry but I’m not taking lessons in communication from a baby
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    William Gerrard
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    May 27, 2024
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    𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
    @beyoncegarden
    May 26, 2024
    what's the funniest moment on live TV you've ever seen😭
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Dec 30, 2024
    Amelia Bedelia horror film that begins with someone telling her she’s “got an hour to kill”
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    William Gerrard
    @Bill_Gerrard
    Feb 14, 2022
    Incredible #HalfTimeShow interview with Chomsky about the Ukraine crisis