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Brandon Carney
@BenchwarmerBran
Sports Content Creator • 1M on TikTok • 600k+ on YouTube • UConn Husky • Business 📧: [email protected]
Connecticut, USA
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Sep 29, 2024
    At least Rashee Rice went out doing what he loved. Ending a drive with a horrible collision and immediately leaving the scene
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Sep 30, 2024
    Mahomes needing a WR and Tyreek Hill needing a QB boutta have both of em like this
    1.8M
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Oct 26, 2023
    Wave around in front of a car dealership
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    BetMGM 🦁
    @BetMGM
    Oct 26, 2023
    If he wasn’t a generational NBA prospect, what does it look like Victor Wembanyama would do for a living
    5.1M
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Oct 10, 2025
    Can’t think of anything less funny than an AI meme
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    NFL Memes
    @NFLMemes
    Oct 10, 2025
    Cam Skattebo after taking a handoff
    00:00
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Oct 27, 2024
    Ooooohhhh look at me I’m Anthony Richardson I either throw a 70-yard TD or shit my pants ooooooh
    1.9M
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Mar 11, 2025
    This has to be the fairest ultimatum of all time. "Beat DANIEL JONES in camp or you're done pal."
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    Ari Meirov
    @MySportsUpdate
    Mar 11, 2025
    Breaking: The #Colts are expected to sign QB Daniel Jones, per ⁦@Schultz_Report⁩. He joins Anthony Richardson.
    3.1M
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Sep 15, 2025
    This may be the most egregious fantasy tweet I've ever gotten 1. Why do you have two kickers 2. Why do you have two kickers when one of them is BRANDON AUBREY 3. WHY ARE YOU STARTING THE KICKER THAT ISN'T BRANDON AUBREY
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    Kelby Schultz
    @ElementalWolf21
    Sep 15, 2025
    Replying to @BenchwarmerBran
    Cowboys kicker had 23 and he's on my bench 🥲
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Oct 4, 2025
    So Mark Sanchez got hammered, broke into someone’s car, and got stabbed for it? Do I have that right?
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Oct 11, 2024
    “Wow I drafted Jonathan Taylor and De’Von Achane, my RBs are gonna be great all year!” Week 6:
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Jan 30, 2025
    THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO OK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 😭
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    BijanForMVP
    @BijanForMVP
    Jan 30, 2025
    @BenchwarmerBran wanna explain yourself😭
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Oct 3, 2025
    This combo of injuries could imply some things
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    Bleacher Report
    @BleacherReport
    Oct 3, 2025
    LeBron James (nerve irritation in the glute) and Luka Dončić (rest) will not play in the preseason opener vs. the Suns
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Jul 19, 2023
    She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got
    2.6M
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Nov 8, 2025
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    Adam Schefter
    @AdamSchefter
    Nov 8, 2025
    President Donald Trump wants the Washington Commanders to name their planned $3.7 billion stadium after him, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.
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    Brandon Carney
    @BenchwarmerBran
    Jul 27, 2024
    No one cares, go fuck yourself
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    Tom Withers
    @twithersCLE
    Jul 26, 2024
    Watson said it’s been tough to “block out the bullshit” the last two years.
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