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Batterstate Games (Parody)
@BatterStateGame
Not the Developer behind Escape from Tarkov, a hardcore story-driven MMO featuring elements of FPS and RPG unlike the ‘casual’ shooters This is a parody account
Definitely not BSG
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 25, 2024
    I don’t think BSG was happy with my posts you guys…
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 25, 2024
    Guys this isn’t me, wtf
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    Battlestate Games
    @bstategames
    Apr 25, 2024
    Have a nice 20 minute adventure in the blatant plagiarist game. In and out
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    Video games cannot be sued for plagiarism for simply being a same or similar category or genre. BSG would need to prove that assets were taken from EFT and used directly in AB to begin legal claims of copyright infringement or plagiarism. hackernoon.com/nintendo-break… law.cornell.edu/wex/plagiarism…. sacattorneys.com/what-to-do-if-…
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 25, 2024
    We’ve seen your frustration, escapers. To address any backlash, we have decided to discount the “Unheard Edition” to $200, AND will allow the CO-OP PVE to be purchased stand-alone for $150. We hope this change makes up for any dissatisfaction. #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 5, 2022
    Ghost #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 25, 2024
    Escapers, with the release of “The Unheard Edition” we have decided to increase the price of other pre-order editions by $35. We have also reduced stash space of all editions by 15 rows, and removed all starting equipment. We hope you find this helpful. #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 26, 2024
    Escapers, to apologize for the Unheard Edition, we have decided to give EOD users the following benefits: - 3% boost in XP gain - Jaeger now has additional (fun) quests - in-game voip time increased from 20 to 22 seconds We hope you enjoy these changes #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 29, 2022
    Soon… #EscapefromTarkov #Tarkov #EFT #BattleStateGames
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Feb 20, 2023
    Escapers, to combat recent RMT threats, we have banned all players who: ▫️picked up gear worth more than 8 roubles in raid ▫️Have a K/D ratio more than 0.53 ▫️Have more than 23,500 roubles in their stash ▫️Have tweeted about BSG We hope this is helpful #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 25, 2024
    Escapers, to dispel rumors of “pay-to-win,” players will now be unable to access the game if they do not own the “Unheard Edition.” This will ensure every player is on a level playing field and has an enjoyable “non-P2W” experience. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Jun 20, 2022
    Escapers, in response to feedback, we’ve decided to increase the rain volume by roughly 30% (or 15dB) for more immersion. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov #EFT #battlestategames #Tarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Jan 1, 2023
    Escapers, we heard your complaints about sniper scavs: To compensate, we have increased the detection range from 300m -> 550m. We have also increased their head health from 35 —> 85. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 25, 2024
    BSG social media team right now:
    GIF
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    May 11, 2022
    Escapers, in response to feedback on our earlier patch, we’ve decided to implement the following features: - removed ability to drop items with “found in raid” status - removed ability to queue with other players We hope this is helpful #EscapefromTarkov #EFT #Tarkov
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    Batterstate Games (Parody)
    @BatterStateGame
    Apr 26, 2024
    Did anyone have “BSG completely and utterly loses their minds on social media” on their April bingo cards?
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