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The Great British Bloke
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The Great British Bloke
@BangersOnToast
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    May 14, 2023
    This is first time in TikTok history… that the chick HUMILIATES the guy
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    May 14, 2023
    Replying to @BangersOnToast
    His whole message was about the importance of self control So she said “Why don’t u control your lust instead of cheating & shagging loads of strangers?” & he resorted to petty name calling He got defeated in a debate by a female That’s like losing a war to the French WEAK
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Aug 6, 2022
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Apr 12, 2022
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Oct 4, 2020
    Is this the perfect full English?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Oct 29, 2025
    Modern women are in competition with their men She hates that his success highlights her failures Her hamster brain can’t pretend to be his equal, so she humiliates him 4 revenge The only way she can feel power is to put a legend on a leash He retains frame by replacing her
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    Killa 🌺
    @KillaKreww
    Oct 27, 2025
    Erling Haaland didn’t know what to say when his girlfriend admitted that she was in love with his best friend before him 😭💔
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    MiniKilla 🦊
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    May 14, 2023
    Replying to @BangersOnToast
    The solution is simple Men should seek purpose & validation from God, not female genitalia The real ‘alpha males’ of this era are building communities Not pumping & dumping women like they’re shitcoins Here’s a great example of how it can be done ⬇️ thegreatbritishblog.co.uk/how-to-start-a…
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Apr 7, 2022
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Feb 28, 2023
    Liberal doctors when they see a 5 year old boy playing with a girl’s dollhouse
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Mar 19, 2022
    Meghan markle cries herself to sleep thinking about this photo
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Oct 7, 2020
    This is England!
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Mar 18, 2024
    who the fuck tips based on the quality of the service? I tip exclusively based on the attractiveness of the servant - men 0% - foreigner 0% - blue haired lib 0% - fat chick 0% - skinny white girl with no wedding ring 88%
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    May 14, 2023
    Replying to @BangersOnToast
    The bottom line is this The pursuit of sexual hedonism hollows out your heart The ONLY way to feel like you have something worth living for Is to find a cause that’s worth dying for Martyrdom is the pinnacle of masculinity Not wearing skin tight jeans & leopard print loafers
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    The Great British Bloke
    @BangersOnToast
    Aug 11, 2023
    5 Secrets of Family Estate Planning Elite families have known how to protect their assets for thousands of years It’s about time you people caught up THREAD
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