Ronaldo's was ok but it doesn't come close to when Nicky Butt got subbed on and within 30 seconds smashed one into touch deep in his own half, for no obvious reason.
So she’s gone, "aren’t you that meme guy from Twitter?" and I’ve said "well listen babe, you can call me what you like but Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar are sitting around in their pants and I'm bringing it home so is it my place or yours?"