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B.W. Carlin
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B.W. Carlin
@BaileyCarlin
Founder @BadBrainDC | Adjunct: @Marist | Former Teacher who dropped out of grad school to tweet | Past: Sports Illustrated, XFL, Dan Le Batard Show, Barstool
Bushwick, Brooklyn
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Mar 12, 2020
    I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Feb 13, 2023
    White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease x.com/funniestvidslo…
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Jul 7, 2020
    If Kiss Me Thru the Phone had come out during Coronavirus it would’ve been the #1 song in the history of music
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Jun 9, 2025
    “Okay now one where you have that shit on please”
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    Fascinating
    @fasc1nate
    Jun 9, 2025
    1925 criminal's mugshot
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Feb 11, 2024
    “Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Aug 28, 2024
    Right into the subtitle hall of fame
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Feb 25, 2025
    Clowning your mom for wanting to spend quality time with you somewhere she thought you’d likely have fun is such a dork ass move. What a loser
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Feb 20, 2020
    What fruit/vegetable do you think you could throw the farthest? I think my answer is an avocado. Apple is close, but the slip factor is too high. I think I could absolutely GUN an avocado
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Aug 1, 2024
    Can’t get over this image. Khelif is 9-5. 9 women have lost to her, 5 women have beat her, and none of them started crying and quit in 46 seconds. Who’s the real loser here?
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    Pete Badel
    @badel_cmail
    Aug 1, 2024
    “I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Aug 9, 2022
    I think about this tweet often
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Aug 29, 2022
    Addison Rae started doing dances on TikTok and now her dad is an embarrassing public disgrace and her mom is making out with Yung Gravy at the VMAs. Tough break
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Feb 12, 2024
    SPONGEBOB IS WATCHING. FUCKING SPONGEBOB. PUT ME IN THERE.
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Jan 1, 2024
    We are moments away from entering our fourth calendar year of ceiling ball
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Sep 28, 2021
    I bought those balls you’re supposed to be able to throw at the ceiling and they stick for a couple seconds then fall down. It has not come down. It has been 10 minutes.
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    B.W. Carlin
    @BaileyCarlin
    Aug 21, 2024
    you ever look at someone and just know they have a peanut allergy
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    Richard Hanania
    @RichardHanania
    Aug 20, 2024
    Replying to @squirrelpsps
    Tattoos on women are generally disgusting.
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