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@AsyncCollab
PowerPoint power user.
California
asyncfuture.substack.com
Joined March 2025
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Aug 18, 2025
    Replying to @VladTheInflator
    That is 100% a thinly disguised ad.
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Apr 7, 2025
    Replying to @colossal and @aphysicist
    Why are you doing this? What are your guardrails? Where will you stop? Why is this a good idea?
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 3, 2025
    Replying to @Suhail
    Easy moves here Soham: -tbpn podcast -announce startup -raise a16z $ -move to SF -hire 5 Sohams -nothing's getting done -VC $ gone to Sohams -go home
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 23, 2025
    Replying to @sporadica
    “Oh no it’s ok, he’s gay” or something
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Aug 27, 2025
    Replying to @satyanadella
    No way they turned my man Satya into a thread boi 😭
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @melissa
    daily pilates girls are going to end up down one of two roads, he may want to Robert Fross her a bit further.
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 19, 2025
    Replying to @CharitieHartsig
    HR is always the most scandalous department. They know all of the secrets and spread them. And they never follow any of the rules. They basically exist as a sorority with a mission to make every middle level manager’s work miserable.
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 12, 2025
    Replying to @chinesegon
    Not that I condone this behavior in a healthy environment. But my man, reverse engineer taking your time back. Quit on your own terms. Just stop working that hard. Make them do the hard part and earn as much as you can before they finally perp walk you.
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @MikePosner
    Love to see you’re doing well bro. But what pill did you take in Ibiza?
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 21, 2025
    Replying to @Mappy6984
    “But the snacks are innnnn” The color palette:
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Aug 28, 2025
    Replying to @doomerzoomer
    My man was cooked from the start, that initial spike = unwarranted confidence
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 8, 2025
    Replying to @zerohedge
    “How dare you ask me about the thing I campaigned on and then completely lied to you about”
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Jul 28, 2025
    Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
    HR is a universally broken function. -don’t follow their own trash policies -biggest sexpot in every company -makes hiring way slower and harder -makes firing way slower and harder
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    async
    @AsyncCollab
    Apr 14, 2025
    Replying to @sanpellyenjoyer
    Dude chill they’re all cracked. They’re locked in. And they are shipping…their resumes to FAANG recruiters.
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